And we danced

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words