I know we’ll become stranger after the night
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.
its fruit i wont gain weight
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
turning down your music is a sign of weakness
i’ve never seen something so accurate
Not a motherfucking thing so just keep it moving and worry about your own shit
This will always be my favorite picture.
Her smile is so genuine and I can feel her from ten thousand miles away.
She reminds me of you and how you used to look at me.
god this picture makes me happy
Ah it’s back on my dash. I can’t help from hitting reblog always
omg look how happy she is
That first comment is so real, it’s depressing.
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game